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Rome, Lazio, Italy
Hello All! This is a blog for everyone to follow what I'm up to throughout my time here in Rome. Here you'll not only be able to visit along with me as I adventure around Europe but also follow me as I learn more about Italy, other cultures and myself. Hopefully it will make you all feel like I never even left - but don't hesitate to write me!
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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Mike's New Haircut

So I realize that I talk a lot about my trips and excursions but to be honest, my favorite part about living here in Italy is the local interactions and cultural nuances, so I think I'm going to talk quick about that. I've got some time to kill today, all alone in my apartment since my roommates already left for their spring break trip.
First of all, today started early, at 6:30am, taking Maria down to the train station and wishing her bon voyage back to America, thanks for visiting me, hope you enjoyed Roma!

So now, I just got a haircut, my first haircut here in Rome, and it was definitely a blogworthy experience (I literally just walked back in the door and was thinking about it the whole time that I was sitting in the chair). So it started out poorly, not going to lie. I went to the bar downstairs for my lunch and as I was sitting there at the bar eating, I asked my guy who works there every day and knows me well by now, where I could find a good barber. After repeating myself a few times he finally understood what I was asking because I was butchering the word barber apparently. Anyways, he told me where two were right up the street next to the post office, so I finished my lunch, flipped him a 1 euro coin and was on my way.

I walk into the first place I tried (oh yes, that means there was more than one) and I immediately felt like they didn't take kindly to my kind around there. The whole place stopped moving when I walked in (I know, I'm used to having that effect on places back home, but here, it's not a good thing) and everyone just stared at me. So the barber closest to me said "dirmi" - tell me what you want - so I said "I would like a barber" and then used my fingers to make a scissor shape and snipped at my hair ( I figured that would get the point across - guess I should've looked up the word for 'haircut' before I went..) . Anyways, he cut me off short and said "reserva?" asking if I had a reservation, so I said no and then he just kind of frowned at me. I shamefully walked back out the door assuming that everyone was talking about the dumb American before the door even shut behind me. Strike 1.

Let's try this again. A 10 second walk away, there was another place that looked more upscale but whatever, I just wanted a haircut. I creepily peered through their window to look inside at the price board, because I wanted to learn what the word for haircut was. Common sense told me it'd be the first one at the top and cheapest but that word just said "shampoo" - apparently people go there just for a shampoo? So the next item under that on the board was "Taglio", bingo. Found my word. So I walk in and was greeted by a 'Salve' (which is really fancy word for saying hello, no one has said it to me yet here) which immediately told me I was at a place too fancy for me. I did manage to ask them for a haircut without having to put on a charades show again so that was good but then there was a list of people ahead of me and there was no free slot until after 3pm (it was Noon at this point). Strike 2.

Now, I know all of you aren't baseball lovers, but one more strike, and them I'm out. Spoiler alert: Michael never strikes out. So, I left the second place, feeling defeated and still with all my hair on my head, not how the day was supposed to be progressing. Now I was just in aimless-wandering mode trying to find another barber, which is hard because they don't exactly look like barber shops until you get real close (where's that red and blue twirly pole thing when you need it? Oh right, it's back in the 1950's..) Finally, I found a place. Now this place was completely empty which I guessed was a bad sign considering every place down the street was packed but whatevs, maybe I just had found a diamond in the rough.

So I go in and ask for a haircut using my new vocab word and this young guy says okay and takes me back to start shampooing my hair. We sat in silence, apparently Americans are intimidating. After that 5 minutes was over, we went to the chair and he kind of just stared at me and finally spit out the words "Me, no..speak English, she no too (gesturing at the only other barber in the shop). " It's okay, I came to save the day. After telling him that I actually spoke Italian, he cheered up well and became one of the friendliest people I've ever met. I talked to him, in Italian, more than my barbers back home talk to me in English. Somethings not right about that.

So after doing the 'icebreakers' and telling him where I'm from, why I'm in Rome, what I'm studying here, etc.. we got into a few neat conversations. After telling him I live in Washington D.C. (Sorry, B-More, but I gave up telling people I'm from there, because no one has ever heard of it) he then said to me in Italian "ha-Oh, that's where Obama lives too!" Haha. So first we talked about Rome, what I like about it, what he likes about it, what we don't like about it. Then we moved on to soccer talk. I told him about the game I went too, turns out he's a huge AS Roma fan, so I just agreed with him every time he said something bad about Lazio. Then we talked about places to travel to around here, I told him about my spring break plans. The most important part of the conversation came at the beginning where I told him to cut it short, but not too short, but to more importantly make me look like an Italian guy. I was pretty impressed that I was able to do all this in Italian, granted I had to repeat myself once or twice because I phrased something wrong, it was still pretty neat. He was excited to make me look Italian.

Pre-Shower: How he did my hair
One of the funniest parts came when we were talking about music. Now I don't have a radio here, and I just discovered how to work our TV here a few days ago, so I don't really know what they listen to on the radio here. I know what they play at bars or clubs but that's not normally typical radio music. So, of course, they had the radio on in the shop so I said to him that I found it interesting that every song it played was an English song, I hadn't heard any Italian ones yet. Then he went on to say how music played everywhere here is from America because even though they can't always understand it, they still like it. Right after that conversation died down, 'She Will Be Loved' by Maroon 5 came on the radio. He started trying to sing to it but clearly he doesn't know the actual words so he ended up just doing a mix of humming and muttering words slurred together to sound like they were right for the whole song. Then I noticed he was doing the same for all the rest of the big popular songs that came on throughout the rest of the haircut but occasionally he would get a whole phrase right. It was funny because his accent was so think and poor when he initially told me he didn't speak English, but he had no problem echoing lyrics from Top 40 songs. One point to Ne-Yo for teaching him the lyrics to "One in a Million".

Post-Shower: My take at it
So apart from the chit-chat, this was one of the best haircut experiences I've ever had because of how detailed he was, I almost wanted to laugh at a few points he was being so particular. I was in that chair for about 30-40 minutes. Listen, my hair isn't complicated, he basically just gave me a regular haircut. But, he seemed to care about every single hair being perfect, he seriously would pull one little strand out, cut it, and stare for a few seconds to determine if that was right. Now, nothing against you, Hair Cuttery, you've always had my business, and you will when I get home, but this guy put you to shame. You just try and get me in and out as quick as you can to move on the next person but this guy here actually put his whole effort to it and seemed like an actual professional barber. He did a real cool thing with my sideburns too that I'm anxious to keep up and of course put some product in my hair to make it look cool. He finished by saying to me with a huge grin, "Adesso, sei italiano!" (Now, you are Italian!). Mi piace. :)


Okay, time to start packing for the Canary Islands!! So excited! Leigh and I have some great stuff planned, scuba diving, sailing, camel rides, potholing in volcanoes(third largest in the world), laying on the beach anddd I found on the internet a water park in Tenerife that's supposed to be the best water park in the world! Soo excited! I won't have my laptop and I'll probably have my cell phone off so I'll be completely disconnected from the world, it's going to be awesome. I can't wait to see what great Charlie Sheen quotes I missed while I was away. Anyways, I'll miss you all and I look forward to getting back and blogging all about it before I forget all the fun stuff I did. Also, by the time I get back here next Sunday night, my parents will be in town so I'm excited for that too! Clock is winding down for visitors, come while you can!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Mountains, Caves, Beaches, Florence & a Satchel

Sincerest apologies to the blogsphere and twitterverse for my absence. I've been busy with living in another country but don't think I haven't been thinking about you all. I'm not going to lie, you won't hear much from me in the next couple weeks though, so apologies in advance (and also kind of belated).

I left you all off last Wednesday so I'll catch you up there. My week ended like most do. A couple classes on Thursday and then my Extreme Language Exchange on Thursday night at the local pub. I love that thing more and more every week. For all my die hards, you know what it is by now, but for the rest of you, it's held at a local pub every Thursday day and is free and basically you go and get paired with Italians and rotate every 15 minutes and you teach them English while they teach you Italian. Also, the bar has "aperitivo" at the start of that which is an Italian thing where there's an all you can eat appetizer buffet + a drink of your choice for only 7 Euro. Pretty fun deal and I always learn and improve my Italian. Also, I love it because I get to ask Italians what they think of current events in the world, ranging from politics and wars to sports. In return, I get to give them my American perspective on things so we both learn a lot about each others cultures in the process. It's also run by a really great guy, Andy, who puts it on for free every week for the benefit of people like me. Then just like every week, my friends and I went out for dinner in Trastevere. Then I went over to my friend Eran's apartment to watch the UMD game (which we won, go terps!) but it didn't end until after 3am our time, still completely worth it.

Friday I tried out some studying for mid-terms and that's about it. It was beautiful out so I just hung out on our patio for most the day and got some studying done. It paid off though, spero. Friday night, I went out with a couple friends to a completely Italian area of Rome with a guy I had met at that Language Exchange who was a local. We were going to go to a place that was all you can eat and drink of pizza and beer for 10 Euros, BEST deal ever, but it was all full so we went to a place next door (it was still good). We also got to meet another local friend of his so we learned some new Italian phrases and for the first time I can say I was the only American (except for my friends) in that whole area of town. It was swamped with local Roman youth, too bad it took over an hour to get there though..I'll have to check out that first place again some time though for sure, that's a deal I can't refuse. Then afterward, me and Eran watched the Terps game, again at 1am, in hopes of another rewarding win in return for our dedication. The outcome was too depressing to blog about but the fact that we didn't even make the NIT makes it even worse; I guess I've seen the last of Terps bball for this season, thanks for the memories Dino, Cliff and Bowie.

So after getting home and in bed by 4am, I had to get up a few hours later and be at AUR for a class field trip Saturday morning at 8am. Rough morning. I made it, and after a few espressos and cappuccinos, I finally was up and running. We went to Circeo to explore some prehistoric caves for my Archaeology class and learn about the past species (Neanderthals, Homoerectus, Homesapien, etc..) So first we went to a museum and were lectured on all the academic information and stuff (I was still trying to wake up at this point) and then we went to two different caves. The first was where they had found bones and other evidences of people living there and I forget the significance of the second one except that it was at one point flooded by the Mediterranean Sea but also was miles and miles from the shore too at one point. It had to do with ancient burials though or something. Let me remind you, it was a Saturday morning class, you can't expect me to remember everything, especially on a few hours sleep.

Trekking down to the 2nd cave
So the coolest stuff about that trip was the scenery. It was a coastal beach town basically, so it was dead while we were there because its the off season, but it definitely had the looks of a town well ready to suit all the beach goers once summertime rolls around. It was just rolling mountains on the east and beautiful coastline to the west.

The town itself was also pretty neat and quaint, nice, I rarely ever get to use that word, but (I think) it fits perfectly here, is anyone really sure what that word means? Anyways, the town and area was real cool, only about a 90 minute drive from Rome. Also, shoutout to AS Roma for beating big rival Lazio this weekend, big win! I was in Florence with my sister so I missed the game but I'll make sure to catch another one and keep wearing my AS Roma scarf proudly (which made me quite popular at the Italian pub language exchange.)

The most fun part was climbing around on the rocks as we made the hike to the second cave which was literally on the water. Also got some pretty neat pictures of me on the rocks, and also some of me running away getting splashed by the sea (thanks Rachel..). So then after I got back from the field trip around 4pm, I met up with my sister who was wonderful enough to come visit me and we set out for Florence for a few days.

Since I've already blogged about Florence, I'll make this quick. Basically we did the big things, Duomo, Uffizi, Medici Palace, Ponte Vecchio, etc etc. We got back Monday afternoon. The bathroom at the hotel was awful, it was just a shower head in the middle of the bathroom so the whole room would flood, worst designing ever. It was ridiculous, they will definitely be getting a bad review from me on Tripadvisor. Yes, it was that blogworthy. I did have a successful shopping trip, getting a genuine leather wallet and postman bag (satchel.../murse..). It's awesome, and way better than sporting my LL Bean green backpack around Rome with MIKE embroidered on it from circa 2004. But that market we found near the Medici Palace was awesome and such a great place to find good deals on anything leather related.

Alright, back to the books. One exam tomorrow and one Thursday and then I'm all clear for Canary Islands! Supposed to downpour tomorrow so I might take Maria to see some catacombs, then Thursday is the 150th anniversary of Italian unification! Party all day long! Viva Italia!

Ciao, hopefully I'll get another blog in before I leave Sunday!

Me rocking my satchel on the patio wearing my Florentine leather jacket. Note: no dryer, only washer

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Mid-Week Update

Here my mid weeks blog for ya'll. Let's see what's happened this week so far...

Yesterday, I had my Bodies and Burials "on site" class which was pretty neat, except for walking across the whole city of Rome on an empty stomach. We met at 9am at Piazza San Giovanni, which is very far from my apartment, I had to leave at 8am and I still got there 5 minutes late. But after transferring between the tram and two different buses, I finally got there. We first walked down to the old Roman walls on the south east side of the city to look at an old free mans tomb from Roman times. As Rome expanded over time, the tomb became part of the city wall and aquaduct which was a neat sight to see. The circle shapes are supposed to imitate bread ovens, because the guy buried there is a baker, cool right? Oh and the other half got destroyed in the medieval ages when it was used as a fort tower..

Then we walked to the nearby Santa Croce in Gerusalemme which houses relics that Saint Helen brought back from the Holy Land, after her son, Emperor Constantine, became Christian. (see previous blog to learn all about Constantine). Among the relics she brought back, that are now on display in the church, are pieces of wood from the true cross, thorns from the crown that Jesus wore, the finger of St Thomas (which he used to touch Jesus' womb after his resurrection because he did not believe it was actually him) and the sign that was on top of the cross (all in picture on the right)-->

Combining seeing those with seeing the bones of St. Peter last Friday, I've definitely gotten a good dose of holy relics this week. To add to that, we took a short walk over to San Giovanni di Laterano where they have the skulls of St. John the Baptist and St. John the Evangelist resting above the altar. San Giovanni also used to be the head of the Church up until the 14th century when St. Peter's Basilica took on that role because of two fires that severely damaged it. Also neat fact, outside of it, stands the worlds biggest obelisk. Obelisks were placed in front of many churches in Rome as markers for people coming to Rome as a pilgrimage. You can start there at the south of Rome at San Giovanni and literally follow the obelisks up through Rome to hit all of the pilgrimage sites.The reason all these older churches were down towards the old city walls and limits was for two reasons. One was because Constantine himself owned much of this land by the city limits and donated it to the church upon his death and the second was because as Rome was still dominantly pagan even in his time, it was safer to put the churches farther away from the downtown area.

Mausoleum of Augustus
After that, we went and saw another thing that Saint Helen brought back, which was the steps from Pontius Pilate's residence that Jesus walked up when he was summoned to see him. There were many pilgrims there going up each step on their knees like tradition tells to. After that we went to the Trajan Forum, next to the Roman Forum where we saw the Trajan Column which has his remains inside of it. That marked the first time an emperor (or anyone else that is) had been buried within the city. After, we made our way up Via Del Corso to the Mausoleum of Augustus where class finally ended. If you were expecting to see something more extravagant for one of Rome's greatest emperors then you can thank all the people who robbed and destroyed it over time. Sooo much walking but definitely worth it, saw a ton of neat things.

So that was my Tuesday morning from 9am til Noon. Nothing else really happened yesterday worth noting, except that I had an incredible pizza for lunch; like really really good.

So today, Ash Wednesday, I had plans to go to St. Peter's for mass and ashes. On their website it said that they'd be doing masses all day on the hour and then giving ashes out separately all day in the chapel. So, I went over with the expectation that I'd be able to attend mass then get ashes before having to be at school at 5:15 for my Italian test. Well turns out the website was wrong. When I got there, they said ashes were only in the morning and there were no more masses except at 5 o'clock (complete opposite of what their website said). So I walked around the basilica for awhile asking different attendants and got the run around, kept being sent to different parts of the church, which was neat in itself though because I got to see a lot of parts of the church that are normally restricted but then it was also a let down that I couldn't do mass or get my ashes. Since I didn't have time to go anywhere else at that point I decided to stay there for a bit, go to confession, and hang out a bit in the square (it was a beautiful day out) then get back to AUR for my Italian test (which was very hard). Part of the test was knowing when to use who, whom, to whom etc..that kind of stuff. I don't know how to use that stuff in English much less Italian but whatever, spring break is next week! - Canaries here I come!

One cool thing today was that at St. Peter's today, an older couple came up to me asking when mass started. So I responded back to them in Italian just as they had talked to me in, and went on explaining that I wasn't sure but I think there is one at 5pm but I told them to go over and ask one of the attendants blah blah. Well they got a confused look over their faces and the wife whispered to the husband, in English, "I didn't understand any of that." So then they asked me if I by any chance spoke a little English..I said, yes, I speak a little, grinned and explained it to them in English. Now I know there's not much to be proud of in the fact that I fooled older American tourists into thinking I was actually Italian, but I was feeling pretty proud of myself :) It's cool cultural things like that that make feel like I'm starting to belong here. Also, this afternoon, I knew where to take the tram to, what bus stop to walk to from there and what bus line to take to get to St Peters without even having to look it up on atac.com (a site which is pretty much mapquest except you put in your start and finish point and it tells you what public transportation to take - really useful!). Double immersion points for me today! #Winning Speaking of winning, for the first time in over a week, the phrases #winning, #tigerblood and Charlie Sheen are no longer trending on Twitter, which is sad, I think? And if you haven't watched Sheen's Corner, it's a must see! Just my opinion though..

Maria gets here Saturday! Spending the weekend in Florence with her and getting back just in time Monday afternoon for my Italian mid term, booo. But, I'm now just 4 mid terms away from spring break 2011! Also, we're taking a class field trip Saturday morning to some new cave that was just opened up to the public for my 'Bodies and Burials' class to check out some dead skeletons and such, should be fun! ha

Oh, and my roommate just brought home a dog. Her name is Carly Sheen.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

The Most Sincerest of Thanks and Gratitude

I want to take this time to extend my sincerest thanks to everyone in the world who made me feel so loved this weekend for my birthday despite that we're all thousands of miles apart. Thank you to my family members living back in America for the emails, letters and messages, Thank you to my dad living over in Australia for the email and card, Grazie ai miei amici, qui in Italia, and especially those who spent the day with me, Thank you to my fellow Terps living back in CP for the many messages and posts and especially those in my Help Center family,  Salamat sa aking mga kaibigan sa Pilipinas and to the rest of my BCC family, and thank you to the rest of my amazing friends living all over from the Rockies to the Appalachians,  I appreciate every one of you and miss you all very much. I love you all, keep being awesome. #Winners

Birthday Celebrations (& A History Lesson!)

Wow, blogosphere. 20 years old. That's a long time of living. What better place to celebrate this marker than in Rome. After all, it was just 10 years ago that I first came to this city after the first decade of my life was over with. So my birthday day was pretty much divided in two parts: the visit to the Necropolis and Tomb of St Peter and then the celebrations that occurred afterward. For obvious reasons, I'll spend most of the time writing about the former and not the latter.

Before we start, just for clarifications sake, everything I write about below is just my opinion as a blogger. I used information I learned from the tour guide, as well as things I remembered from past history and archeology classes then filled in the cracks with a quick wikipedia search here and there; I tried to be as factually accurate as I could. Since we weren't allowed cameras, most of the photos are not mine and are from Google image search. But as you all know, most events, people and places from history can be debated since none of us were there as witnesses so just remember that when reading this and don't quote me as 100% factual. (Just read about disclaimers in my business law class)

Presidential Arrival
So one of the best parts of this tour of St Peter's tomb was all the information I learned throughout the tour. So I'll sum up the major points right here so if you're not interested in this then you can scroll down but I think you'll find this all really neat. [Turns out I basically ramble on for this entire post, sorry :)] Oh and the other cool part was that our tour was kind of delayed because the President of Iceland decided to come and get the tour during our time slot, so we had to wait for him and his entourage to start his tour before we could go in. So originally, the area where The Vatican City, named after the Etruscan god of death, used to just be a swampy area away from the main part of Rome. And that's true if you take a look at a map, The Vatican is pretty much the only thing on this left side of the Tiber river, everything else from ancient times is south east on the right side of the Tiber. Of course, my apartment is also here on the left side so let's not act like there's nothing at all worthwhile on this side. So this area became home to the Circus de Nero (Circus meaning race track, not Barnum & Baileys), Nero being the former Roman Emperor as we all remember from history class. Oh and he was also crazy.

So everyone's probably heard the phrase "Rome is Burning" or something like that (Thank You, Jim Rome), well this is where that is from. Around 64 AD Nero decided that he wanted to rebuild Rome to make it even grander and leave his mark. But how could you rebuild Rome, the greatest city in the world, if there was already a city standing in its place? Solution: Burn Rome down and then blame it on someone else and rebuild the city even better. So who was unanimously hated by everyone in 64 AD and would have been easy to blame a fire on; Christians, bingo. So after blaming it on them, Nero famously "Played the fiddle while Rome burned." The fire wiped out a lot of the city and he rebuilt it better than ever. One of these projects that he completed was the Circus of Nero, named after.. him! It was similar to the Circus Maximus down by the Coliseum (except smaller) in that it's just a typical oblong chariot race track (and bloody battle ground). It was also sometimes called the Circus of Caligula because the obelisk in the middle of it was brought over from Egypt by Emp. Caligula. Finally, an answer to this obelisk question I've been asking since I got here.

So there's a huge obelisk in the center of St Peter's Square today and it's been there forever and I've always wandered what it was. Well, when St Peter was crucified during the reign of Nero, it happened in Circus di Nero (partly because all the other areas for public execution had just been burned down by the fire). Although no one knows exactly when Peter died, it is commonly thought to be around the time right after the Great Fire of 64 AD. He was crucified in Circus de Nero upside down and the last thing that he would have seen before he died was that obelisk, brought over by Caligula standing in the center of the Circus. Now, 2000 years later, that obelisk still stands in almost its original location but it was moved a little bit to be the center of St Peter's Square which was designed in the mid 1600's by Bernini. The drawing shows Circus de Nero in green over top of the current layout of St Peter's Basilica and Square. So you can see that this obelisk has been standing in the same spot for pretty much two millennium. -- Fun semi-related fact, if you stand on a circle marker next to the obelisk, you can see an optical illusion that makes it seems like the row of columns along the perimeter of the square are actually only one (left picture) even though they're actually 3 rows deep (right picture). Good work, Bernini!


If you look up a bit from the Circus obelisk location on the above diagram and over to the left to where the center of the cross shape is (the basilica) you can see where St Peter's remains were buried. It was all part of Via Cornelia which ran parallel along the north side of the Circus, which today would be right under the Basilica. Here is a picture of what Via Cornelia looks like today. It's still there, don't worry, except now its 30 feet underground never to see the light of day again. As you can tell, it was a narrow road. The purpose of this road was to have mausoleums for people that died during the bloody events that occurred inside the Circus. After St Peter was crucified, the Christians at the time would have most likely done all they could to obtain his body, which they managed to do, whether by stealing it or bribing a Roman guard, no one knows for sure. The easiest place to bury him would have been right up along this road under cover of darkness.

Obviously, the Christians wouldn't have been able to mark his grave with any kind of monument at the time because of persecution and universal hatred of Christians; they would have wanted this place to remain a secret as much as possible. Therefore, he was literally wrapped up and dumped in the ground there. As time went on, people would make pilgrimages to this site to pay their respects to him and offer prayers. He stayed in this place until the 300's when Constantine changed everything.

Before the Battle of Milvian Bridge in 312, Emperor Constantine the Great had a dream in which he was spoken to by God to paint the Chi-Rho on the shields and helmets of his men. The Chi-Rho stands for Christos because chi and rho are the first two letters of spelling Christ in Greek. Outnumbered and defeat being an almost foregone conclusion, somehow, Constantine and his men were able to pull out a victory. He attributed this to his vision of God and to make a long story short, with the urging of his mother, St Helen, Christianity became acceptable in Rome. This was a novel concept at the time because Constantine made it okay to practice any religion you wanted to! (It wasn't until the 1598 Edict of Nantes by King Henry IV of France that you were allowed to have the freedom to practice any religion you wanted to there in France, so yeah, pretty novel concept for the time). Christianity then became the state religion of Rome later in 380 under the rule of a different Emperor.

Now that Christianity was tolerated in Rome, Constantine wanted pay his respects to the bones of St Peter that were supposed to be on Via Cornelia. Now at this point in history, there had since been erected a chamber above the vault. The purpose of this was to make it easier for pilgrims to pay their respects to him. The chamber was small and could only fit 4 people at time and had a thick half wall that partitioned the room into two parts, one part having a hole in the ground that led directly down to his remains and the other part being a type of waiting room. The thick partition wall was used as a place for pilgrims to inscribe "religious graffiti." It was during this time that the bones of St Peter were actually moved out of the original grave hole. They were placed by Constantine into a hallowed out portion of that thick dividing wall and inscribed over it was the phase "Peter lies within." This is supported by the fact that the bones found in this wall in the 1980's have dirt from the original grave hole on them and also are marked in purple dye that was used only by Roman Emperors (such as Constantine). They were also dated to be that of a heavy male in his 60's. Description matches. Curiously enough, in the actual grave, three different skeletons were found of people who we're not sure who they are.

Now that Constantine had placed the bones of St Peter in a spot for safe keeping, he wanted to build a basilica over top of these remains. This would be difficult because of the fact that there was a whole area of dead bodies there. He gave all citizens the opportunity to move the remains of loved ones from the area before he started with his plan of filling the whole area in with dirt for the foundation of his basilica. He had to do this because the Vatican is literally on a hill, called Vatican Hill. Rome is a city of 7 different hills of which this was one. Since this area was along the side of that hill, he had to fill in all the mausoleums with dirt to give himself a level foundation. After doing this, he built his basilica on top with the alter being directly measured above the remains of St Peter. The picture above is of the first mausoleum when you enter the street that was filled up with dirt up until recent excavations, you probably can't see this but there are many subtle Christian symbols throughout it. During these excavations in 1939, they had to be very secret about it because you-know-who was trying to take over the world and any artifact discovered down here would've been taken by him despite the fact that he clearly was not a religious man. Anyways, they were able to do the excavations in secret only at night and uncover this lost road. When Berlin would check in to see what the Pope was up to and why there were so much dirt everywhere, the Pope simply said that they were redoing his gardens. Go Pope!

Old St. Peter's Basilica - Obelisk still in original location on left
After Constantine finished his basilica, now known as the Old St Peters Basilica, it eventually became run down and in desperate need of repairs. Now, 1200 years after its completion, Pope Julius II shocked the religious community by declaring he would tear it down and build a new basilica in its place and construction started in 1504 and it was completed in 1626. This is when the obelisk, now sitting off to the left of the old basilica, was moved into the center of St Peter's Square. One of the reasons that the original basilica was in such bad shape was because right around this time the church was experiencing the crises known as the Avignon Papacy and Great Schism. This was the time when there were fractions developing within the church that actually led to there being three different Popes at the same time.

It's kind of an entertaining story, well at least I think it is. Let's see how much I remember from my medieval history class. Let me set the scene for you. It's around the year 1300 and King Philip IV of France was a little behind on his bills and needed money so he came up with this great idea of taxing the French clergy. Well this didn't sit well with Pope Boniface VIII who issued a papal decree reminding King Philip that he's not allowed tax clergymen. When a French bishop then refused to pay this tax, King Philip arrested and imprisoned him which resulted in Pope Boniface holding a council which declared all kings, along with everyone else in the world, as subject to the Pope (Boniface thought he was kind of a big deal).

Okay so a few years later, Boniface died and a new Pope needed to be elected (after French troops smashed their way into the Papal Palace and took Boniface as a prisoner). Don't worry, they released him eventually. So somehow, the Cardinals ended up voting in as their new Pope, a Frenchman! So, on his way from France to Rome to assume his new position as Pope, he stopped in the French town of Avignon where his fellow French Cardinals convinced him to stay because Rome was allegedly too corrupt. For the next 70 years, the Popes lived in Avignon, not Rome. Anyways, now, in the thick of the 100 years war, a new election is held after Pope Gregory VIII died shortly after returning the Papacy to Rome. The Italian Cardinals were scared of another Frenchman getting the position so they fix it (always a bad idea) so that the winner of the Papal election is an Italian, who was kind of a terrible person/pope (even worse). So now the French feel cheated and pissed off so they stomp on back home to Avignon where they eat their escargot, smelly cheeses and elect their own Pope. So for all those keeping score at home, we now have 2 different Popes for the same church. This, The Great Schism, was a bad problem for the Church for obvious PR reasons. Even Charlie Sheen's lawyers and publicists would have been overwhelmed. Then, to make it all worse, each Pope took a different side in the 100 years war, (Avignon on the French side, Rome on the English side) and last time I checked, getting mixed up in wars among secular powers was not part of the Churches mission. #thataintwinning, right Charlie?

Purple was Team Avignon, Green was Team Rome
To remedy all of this, a council of high church representatives met in Pisa and elected a new Pope. (Don't ask me what qualifies you as a 'high representative') So now, again for those keeping track at home, there were three Popes going around. It's okay though, they all excommunicated the other ones so your Pope was the only real Pope.. Oh and all the people following a Pope that wasn't yours, accused you of being a heretic (you would die for that in those days). Anyways, finally after many 'councils' two of the Popes resigned and the 3rd one that refused to, well was 'forced' into resignation and they elected a new Pope in 1417 after going a couple years of flat out not having one. This little story was just to show you why the old basilica was falling apart and in need of repairs, as you can see, they were worrying about other stuff. That's why they started plans to build a new basilica shortly after this mess. I also always find that story fun.

I won't go into much detail about this but another fun fact relates directly as a result of this. So obviously it costs money to build the biggest basilica in the world, so the Church needed to get this money somehow. Enter Albrecht, Archbishop of Mainz. He owed a lot of money to The Vatican and thus became a huge proponent of the method of selling indulgences (pay the Church money and get (partially) absolved of some of your sins) so he hired German Johann Tetzel as his #1 salesman. Tetzel knocked on the wrong door one day, begging for some change (indulgence change, not Obama kind of change - that's not worth anything); the door of Martin Luther, who did not appreciate his way of selling get-into-heaven-free cards. Martin Luther then in response wrote a letter with 95 theses, pinned it to the door of a church and started a revolution that near ruined the Church. All just because the Pope wanted to build a new church. That's the Summary of the Spark Notes Summary version of that story.

I guess I got off topic. It's really not like me to ramble. Anyways, like I was saying up there, a new basilica needed to be built. So they made sure to keep all the dimensions lined up where the altar stood so the exact placement of the new altar would be directly above the bones of St Peter and the tip of Michelangelo's dome way at the top of the basilica was also engineered to be perfectly in line with them as well. Pretty impressive. Also, since money was already discussed as an issue, it was decided that they would 'recycle' nearby marble to build the new basilica to save money. So apologies to the Coliseum and Roman Forum, you guys used to look incredible with your shiny marble, but nevermore.

So I guess I should finish talking about the tour. Walking down that underground road and seeing two thousand year old things everywhere was one of the coolest things I've ever done. Inside one of the mausoleums was a mosaic of who I believe to be Jesus, depicted as Apollo, and is the oldest ever known portrayal of Jesus in artwork. Some argue that it is the god Sol invictus, the later Roman god of the sun (Apollo was Greek god of the sun). So it is heavily debated who this actually is. It was common for Apollo or Sol to be depicted with the chariot bringing the sun up every morning. But there's also lots of evidence that points to it being Jesus, and it's location also supports that. Oh but Romans did celebrate the festival of Sol on December 25th. As we wound our way up towards the end of the road, where St Peter's tomb is, we were literally walking down along the main aisle of the basilica right above our heads. The New Testament scripture in Matthew 16:18 "And I say to you that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church." The interesting part was that Jesus normally addressed him by Simon, his apostle name; Peter was a new nickname Jesus gave him and Peter coincidentally literally means rock in Greek. And from that point on he was commonly referred to as Petros (rock) or in English, Peter. And it was right, the church was literally built on him.

Source: www.stpetersbasilica.org
So finishing up the tour, we first started down on the street level and walked right by the hole in the ground where his bones were originally placed. Remember that soon after a chamber was built above it with that thick dividing wall so that people could pray above his tomb and drop prayers on parchment down into it. So the next stop was then climbing up some very narrow stairs to be along the level with the chamber. From this side we could see the original chamber where people would have knelt down and prayed. At this point, the tour guide had finished the story of the 1939 excavations and how they turned up empty, only finding the 3 skeletons in the grave hole, none of which could have been Peter's. Then we walk around the chamber to the other side when he tells us that a few years later, people stumbled upon this thick wall again and realized there was an inscription that read "Peter lies within." Tests on the bones found inside it showed that they could have been the bones of St Peter. There's obviously no way to accurately tell, you just have to have faith. Like the tour guide/seminarian said, all the traditions line up and say that in this very spot, St Peter was buried and they found bones that matched his age and stature in his own mausoleum chamber wall. And right after that we turned the corner and sitting in a plastic box in front of us, in the dividing wall, were the bones of St Peter. We reflected there for awhile and said a couple prayers. Now I know it was stuffy and cramped and I had been way underground for almost two hours, but the feeling I got in that chamber was a kind of surreal indescribable one that I could not pin as ever having felt before. I'll leave it at that. I definitely recommend to everyone doing this tour at some point in their life.

After that, we walked around Rome for awhile and then initiated the birthday festivities. We started at Abbey Theatre Irish Pub for happy hour. Then we wandered around the Piazza Navona area, while getting pleaded by every restaurant to come in as we walked by. Finally, one got was so persistent and would not leave us alone that we ate in his place. It was pretty good food, not gonna lie. No free birthday dessert though = lame. It's okay, I had gone out with some friends Thursday night to Dar Poeta and gotten the famous Nutella Calzone dessert, besttt dessert everrr and followed that up with a bar that served chocolate shots (the shot glass was actually an edible piece of chocolate.) After dinner and finding a nice gelato place, we went down towards the Campo di Fiuri area and went to Panta Rei club where we signed up for an open bar for two hours and definitely made it worth it. Oh and a Beatles cover band was playing, so cool. After that, more just wandering around Rome until I came back and called it a night. Successful day overall, lots of fun. Hope you all enjoyed my first post as a twenty year old! Here's to many more (but shorter) posts!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

#TigerBlood and other related News

Okay, lots of news going on in the world right now. Here's what I think is most important.

So the Supreme Court ruled today that everything the WestBoro Baptist Church does is legal. I didn't even know that was going to court, seems like a waste of time and I'm kind of surprised that the Supreme Court even chose to hear it (considering they only hear a handful of the tens of thousands of requests they get each year). Listen, Westborovians, I have had many conversations about you guys with friends, none of us have ever claimed what you do is illegal; but unethical, annoying, pathetic, and stupid, yes.You stand in your little appropriated zone and shout stupid stuff that no one besides you cares about. You, my friends, are extremely pathetic. And yes, that should hurt, I'm normally a nice guy. It was a nice gesture for someone to take you to court (whatever can get you off the streets) but it would have been better if they took you to a mental illness hospital. No one likes you, no one cares what you guys have to say and you're doing nothing to make the world or America a better place. You show me where your alleged god told you to do this stuff, it's nowhere to be seen, you stand for nothing. No this is not a mere bloggers opinion, it's a fact. Charlie Sheen thinks you guys are an embarrassment to America.

Speaking of tigerblood, the self proclaimed "unemployed winner" has taken to Twitter, assuring us that he isn't going anywhere anytime soon. He has had a Twitter for only 22 hours so far and already has 966,000+ followers and 15 tweets. Even more impressive is that the phrases "Charlie Sheen" "Unemployed Winner" and #tigerblood" are all trending on Twitter right now giving him 3 of the top 9 trending twitter phrases, not to mention that his name itself has been trending for 4 days in a row now. But as Stephen Colbert and Donald Trump point out, don't get distracted from remembering that China still is enemy #1, behind the killer drug Charlie Sheen.

Segway-ing right along while I'm on the topic of China, let's talk about dictators and lack of human rights. Have you heard of Moammar Gadhafi? Obviously, he's the one who proclaimed that "You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me" Lunatic, right? Oh wait, Sheen said that... So more importantly for me, in case you've ever seen a map, Italy is prime real estate for practically every one in North Africa trying to escape. The EU refused our plea for increased coast guard security so looks like I'm going to have a few neighbors or two show up. Refugees have already been overwhelming the Italian islands of Lampedusa and Sicily by the thousands for weeks now and it's only a matter of time until people start spreading up inland. Well, at this rate hopefully there won't be any people left for him to rule over. Sorry buddy, democracy wins again. Oh and Italy voided some non-aggression treaty that Berlusconi had signed with Libya sooo it might be rumble time soon.

Speaking of corrupt politicians, don't think I forgot about you Silvio. Actually, I won't even bother bashing you, you've done enough to yourself already.

Oh and most importantly, lots of new news about the NFL situation, not that Italy cares. So quick summary: The NFL is proactively suing the NFLPA for it's attempt to decertify (which they will most likely do tomorrow) If the NFLPA decertifies then the players can sue the owners for locking them out but now a judge ruled yesterday that the NFL can't get the 4 billion dollars in TV revenue they were counting on next season regardless soo to sum it up it sucks to be an NFL fan right now. Did I mention no teams have any clue what they're going to do when free agency starts (whenever that's going to be) or if there will be a season next year?! And the Packers released AJ Hawk?! (Source: Twitter). The sports world is so out of order right now. Speaking of out of order, the O's, yes hon, your Baltimore Orioles are undefeated this preseason looking sharp as ever. Watch out MLB! And also watch out on my twitter for Adam Jones or B-Rob to respond to my tweets :). I feel like I'm taking Charlie Sheen I'm so amped up about our season now.

There you go, that's the only important news you need to know. Oh and disclaimer, this is a blog so don't actually take any of this for fact or actual news, think of me as The Huffington Post. #Burn.

Last Weekend of February

Hello all,

Sorry that it's been so long since I blogged, I know how annoying it must have been for you guys. I promise to try and keep up with stuff. I forget what my last blog was about but I think I'll pick up with this weekend.

Venice

So Friday night, I went to Venice for Carnivale which is their version of Mardi Gras and they sure went all out for it, step your game up New Orleans. So after an amazing dinner in Trastevere at Dar Poeta (best pizza in Rome, no lie, google them) with Juan, we walked down to the Coliseum to catch the metro to the train station. The train left around 10:30 pm and we got to Venice at 5:30am. As you can see, the sun was nowhere to be seen.
Let's see if I can finish this before my pasta starts boiling over. So I got there real early, wandered around the confusing streets that have no pattern or grid-like structure to them. You could literally walk into the river if you weren't pay attention. Thankfully there were signs everywhere that pointed towards Piazza San Marco (the main place in Venice) however some of the were official city signs, and others were drawn on a piece of paper and taped to a wall (frequently pointing in conflicting directions -damn teenagers). Finally, after a long time we found it and were able to hang out there and watch the sun rise up over the Mediterranean. Gondolas everywhere.


Then we stopped at a bar for hot chocolate because it was freezing out and then took the water bus over to one of the islands where we went to another bar for pastries and espressos to wake us up. Now that we had our second breakfast we were ready to explore. We went back to the main island and checked out the fish market that we had actually walked by earlier that morning but it was now full of life with people and seafood everywhere! Check out my facebook album for more pictures. Some of the stuff was still alive! After that we went over to the Murano island which is where glass blowing is famous. We watched a couple neat demonstrations and got lunch promptly at Noon at a nice ristorante along a canal. We then got our masks which officially completed everything we want to do. However, it was only 1-ish at that point, although we had already been there for 7 hours.
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View from our wine drinking spot
Took the water bus back to the main island and walked around a bit until we sat down along some steps along a canal to enjoy a couple bottles of wine as we waited for the parade to come by.

The next 8 hours whizzed by. We followed the parade (along with a million other people) back to St Marks Square where they had entertainment going on in the main stage, not that you could move anywhere because of how packed it was. Hung out there for a bit, hopped around from bar to bar until dinner at a nice place away from the square. After that, went back to the main square and they had a really good live band going on and the square was still packed with people which was a lot of fun and then departed for the train station a couple islands away for the 11:30 train which didn't get back to Rome until 7am Sunday morning.

Parade heading towards St Mark's Square
After sleeping on and off on the train, and after stumbling through the early morning back home, I got 2 and half hours of sleep until I had to wake up again at a quarter of 11 to get ready for the AS Roma v Parma soccer game. I met some friends and we went over to the Olympic Stadium in the northern part of Rome where I got my AS Roma scarf and hat so I wouldn't get beat up (already got complimented on my hat last night by a bartender).











AS Roma v Parma
Going to this game was one of the more fun things I've done here too so far. Now I know I can't call myself a Roma fan yet or even act like it because that would go against everything I stand for in sports. I'll take this moment to talk about how I hate fair weather fans who just fans of whatever is most convenient at the time (no one likes you, bandwagon yankees and patriots fans) so I'll admit that I was just there as a sports fan but it was a pretty amazing experience for anyone who is a fan of sports like me. Hopefully the more I start to follow them I'll be able to use the term "we" about them without angering all the true Roma fans. It was fun watching their different cheering tactics and fan behavior and compare it to what fans do back in America at sports game. There was no "OH" in the national anthem but they all hold up their scarves and banners as they sing it. We (all of us there are Terps) did our best at changing UMD chants to Roma ones but they're still a work in progress. At first when we saw everyone bringing in newspapers we got our hopes up but they were just for putting on the wet seats. I'd write more about the game but I've typed a lot already and I don't want people to lose interest because I write too much. To sum it up, it was a tie game after Roma had a 2-0 lead at the half [no Fergie halftime entertainment :( ].





To cap off the rest of my weekend into this week, I've gone out and celebrated two 21st birthdays for friends here (Happy Birthday Adam and John) which reminded me that I guess I need to pick a place to go Friday night for mine. Not sure if I'll stay low key or go out, nothing to celebrate about turning 20 anyways, Congratulations Michael you can still die for your country but can't legally drink. Well, not that any of that matters here though.

I have a tour planned for Friday afternoon of St. Peter's tomb in the necropolis underneath St Peter's Basilica. Besides him being buried there, there's also a painting I learned about in my "bodies and burials" class this week that is there that is the first ever documented painting of Jesus Christ. Funny thing is, the painter has him represented as the Greek god of the sun, Apollo. Interesting, I'll let you all take from that what you want. Oh and I'm doing a day trip to Perugia Saturday. TripAdvisor says it's a good place so you know it is then. Apparently they're known for their chocolate too. Sounds good to me.